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shared 3 days ago from porpema with 2,391 notes

okdemi:

I had a dream that this guy kept going around and telling everyone I was cotton candy in disguise.

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The hair gave it away. Well was your hair cotton candy pink?


shared 1 week ago from okdemi with 11 notes

dallvato:

Some dude told me I looked like a less hotter Tila Tequila. The fuck, bro?

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Tila Tequila is not hot so you’re a whole lot hotter than she is.


shared 1 week ago from dallvato with 15 notes

xhazzastyles:

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Just had a good work out. But now I’m all sweaty and gross. Must showerr! OH and just found out my roommate is Nathan?…Awkward..

Yes awkward indeed!


shared 2 weeks ago from xhazzastyles with 43 notes

gtfowes:

I’ll be sure to keep you away from my food.

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That’s okay, because both of my brothers do that to me all of the time.

drewsup:

Did you succeed?

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Yes that I did.

emstfu:

I’m jealous.

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Why is that?

gtfowes:

You can really eat two pizzas by yourself?

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Yeah if you leave them with me.

I ordered two pizzas and I fully plan on eating them both myself.

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